New pain relief

Ok so this doesn’t do anything for the crippling drill like twisting evil pain from your ovaries etc but if like me you are currently dealing with what appears to be either a random menstrual bleed combined with my body expelling the gunk from a burst cyst then you are probably feeling like your down stairs area is either on fire or like a large open wound…. Sound familiar? So this open wound thing is no joke and when my new dr who has the ‘golden 5’ (listens, asks questions, answers questions, researches and thinks) asked me what I would like help with I toungue in cheek said if you have anything I could put on my area to make the pain calm down that would be great he suggested lanacane!! Now I have used lanacane for sun burn but never on there! So we bought some on the way home and now I am on the sofa with an almost numb hoo hoo and feeling like I might actually be able to sleep tonight! So hooray for Dr’s with the golden 5 and hoorah for lanacane…. Now if there was only some way I could get it to reach my ovaries….. 🤔