My uterus is on fire. You?

I've been secreting a brown discharge for about a week, with occasional fresh blood, which has become normal during Week 2 (ovulation), but now someone's started a small fire at the base of my uterus. It's not, like, blazing, just curiously warm. It doesn't even hurt really. I'm just not sure if I've ever felt anything like this before.

And now I'm wondering if it's still safe to go for a swim, or if I'll cramp up and die.

These are the questions we women ask ourselves sometimes 🤷🏾‍♀️ and this is why I don't know how to work out anymore.

I'm guessing it might be another ruptured chocolate cyst, the first of which occurred last year and was so excruciating that I thought I might actually die, but now they happen so often, it's whatever.

What do you ladies think?